Ash: Mist, I want my hat back.
Ash: Misty, give me back my hat.
Misty: Reach for it, Ketchum.
Ash: Misty, drop the hat. Now.
Misty: Aw, what's wrong? Afraid I'll drool over it?
Ash:No! Dammit, I'm just jealous of the hat right now!
Misty: Ahahaha- wait, what?
Ash: ...Oh, look! Wild pokemon! Must catch! Later! *grabs Pikachu and runs like hell*
Misty: ....Pokemon-obsessed idiot.
As an official Pokeshipper, I knew a day would come when this would have to be posted xD!
I get the feeling that Ash is a lot smarter than he lets on. He probably just behaves like a genderless pokemaniac because he's shy (or pretty much stumped when it comes to love and Misty).
Sorry for tweaking Ash's hair. I didn't use a reference so the first sketch looked like Goku on a bad hair-day. Eventually, I grew fed up with the bangs and dropped a batch of hair over his eye (curse my so-called artistic pride! I should've just used a reference!) But hey, this is fanart so anything goes!
There we have it, guys. Billy approves of Pokeshipping and therefore any other pairing- straight or otherwise- *insert Phoenix Wright pose here* is irrelevant!
Let the petitions, comments and arguments begin! (P.S: I ripped the title completely off the Tarzan movie ending theme. Don't sue me!)